Not an article from The Onion.
you’ve got the option to really buy this stuff.
Who wouldn’t want to look like you selectively spilled melty cheese goop on all of your fingernails?
You have tobuy the limited-edition polish in a two-pack.
The yellow polish looks just like melted Velveeta, which makes sense.
But it’s paired with a red polish, which … Velveeta isn’t red, but whatever.
The company calls it, “Finger Food Red.”
The two-pack sells for $15 (11.96, AU$20).
“That’s #LaDolceVelveeta.”
it reads, “While our polish is cheese-scented, it is (unfortunately) not made of Velveeta.
c’mon don’t eat it – that’s what cheesy, melty Velveeta is for!”
Hey, we understand people’s confusion.
After all, back in 2016, KFC offerednail polish that tastes like fried chicken.
Not smells, TASTES.
Finger-lickin'… aw, never mind.
