You probably already have your 2023 calendar.
It might feature serene landscape photos or famous books.
I have something better: theUS Army Corps of Engineers, Portland District 2023 cat calendar.
Download and print it right now.
The calendar has the usual expected features, with a monthly photo and dates below.
Each image shows a giant cat lounging on or attacking equipment or a key piece of infrastructure.
January kicks off with a tabby using the Hills Creek Reservoir dam in Oregon as a scratching post.
July stars a cat sitting on the deck of a Corps of Engineeers ship.
Commentary about dams, giant cats and cat behavior accompanies the images.
“At least now we finally have a New Year’s resolution.
Going to enroll in a Photoshop class,” the group wrote.
“At least now we finally have a New Year’s resolution.
yo, Corps of Engineers person who made this, don’t take that Photoshop class.
Live your own giant-cat truth and do this again for 2024.