Right now, I’d settle for fixing Twitter.

Or, as you referred to yourself a couple of weeks ago, Chief Twit.

You seem frustrated these days, and you aren’t subtle about it.

On Friday, you changed your bio and location again to be blank.

Though I probably wouldn’t throw apity party over it.

Which is why you’re gonna wanna fix what Twitter’s become, Elon.

So, are you up to the job?

Unfortunately, the few PR people you have left didn’t respond to a request for an interview.

Maybe, unlike him, you’ll actually answer the queries?

Of course you’re against this stuff; you’re not a monster!

I want to know whether you understand how pervasive these issues are.

(Not to mention I may feelthe wrath of your fansfor daring to write this.)

But you have something most of us don’t.

You have the safety of the people you might hire to protect you and your family.

What I want to know is if you understand what it feels like without all those things.

Do you understand what it’s like toreceive terroristic threatsand not have security staff to wade through it all?

Do you understand having a bank account with just-enough savings that getting fired would mean likely losing your home?

To succeed as Twitter’s CEO, the most important thing you need is empathy.

So, is all this mess just a bunch of trolls to you?

Do you see mountains made from mole hills?

Or do you see a fundamental problem?

Usage of Twitter continues to rise.

One thing is for sure: it isnt boring!

Even the Cowardly Lion would’ve done better.

Will you also treat Twitter users like Tesla drivers, by irresponsibly shipping half-baked products with wildly inappropriate names?

After seeing how you’ve handled “Full Self Driving Beta” afterpeople have diedinaccidents involving Tesla’s Autopilotfunction.

If Twitter fails, what then?Do you care about the communities created on and powered by Twitter?

And do you appreciate how emboldened hateful trolls feel by your behavior so far?

Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol

Speaking of which…

4.

I’m curious how they’ve changed since you took over.

And I hope you are too.

If not, I have to ask…

5.

Twitter is the worst!But also the best.

Read more:Here’s how to join Mastodon.

Elon, are you buying Twitter to prove a point about free speech?

Or are you actually trying to help how we, as a society, communicate?

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

Over the past few years, I’ve increasingly been thinking aboutJ.

Only after he saw the destructive power of what he wrought did he realize his impact on society.

And if you do, are they yes-men or are you ignoring them?

That’s the thing though.

This guy is alone.

He has plenty of “pals” and is the life of parties and dinners.

But the hard truth is that he is straight-up alone right now and winging this.

If you’re trying to make sense of anything, that context might help.

With that in mind…

6.

So, clearly, one need not be a billionaire to join this experiment.

Finally, I have to ask…

7.

You saidyou tried to get out of it, so we know you didn’t want to be here.

But now you are.

Complaint hotline operator online!

yo mention your complaints below.

I feel like we’re owed a little bit of the truth at this point.

Or at least for you to admit you’re in way over your head?

We all feel it, and your denial only makes this whole thing worse.

For what it’s worth, I’d respect you more if you owned up to that much.

And I might even stick around longer to see how this turns out.