It’s the dating life aquatic on episode 5 ofSexy Beasts.
Nina, an administrative assistant from San Diego, has in my opinion one of the more unsettling prosthetics.
She’s a dolphin, complete with fin and blowhole.
She wants a cowboy.
Vying for Nina’s dolphin attentions is Mick, a holistic health practitioner from Los Angeles.
Mick’s a rhino.
He’s also my nightmare.
(Can I get a sensitivity reader in here?)
Rounding out the trio is Dustin, a student from Texas who’s dressed as a scarecrow.
He likes guns, horses and boots!
Ole Dustin here sounds like a cowboy.
Once the speed dates get going, Nina immediately zeroes in on those boots.
Her read on Mick?
He pays attention to her, which she likes.
Dominic tells her that hefound himselfin Cancun at a wet T-shirt contest while on Spring Break.
To be clear, she still has a fin on her head.
They end up meditating while getting beers.
She gets foam all over her nose.
Also, he uses “chi” and “lovey-dovey” in the same sentence.
AND YET, she picks Mick.
At least he offers her his jacket.Cough,JAMES.
