In episode 3 ofSexy Beasts, it’s pure pandemonium!
Pandas have enough problems mating, so we’ll see where this goes.
“I’m clearly doing this dating thing all wrong,” she says.
I assume her mother is back in Jersey nodding forlornly.
Kariselle isa lot, as they say – and as she says herself.
But good news, folks: Her psychic said all this would happen.
He can hold his breath for four minutes and knows Dolphin FactsTM.
Then there’s Tyler, a model AND security guard from Los Angeles.
He’s an alien who rates his own personality as a 9.9999 out of 10.
Josh, on the other hand, is an engineer from Atlanta made up to be a bull.
He wants a partner who’s also into Marvel and Star Wars and can match hisFunko Pop collection.
Forget aligning on values or life goals.
It’s Funko Pops, man.
Then things go off the rails with Ethan as Kariselle describes herself as both a lunatic and a psychopath.
“What age do you want kids?")
to saying things like “Ever have a threesome?”
She’s the chaos this show promised.
Post Manor, Kariselle and Tyler go ax throwing.
“Can you put up with crazy?”
asks the wild-eyed panda in the leather jacket.
He is, surprisingly, not terrified by this.
On the flip side, she inquires, during their zoo date, whether Josh has health insurance.
Maybe dirty talk in late-stage capitalism sounds like this:$20 co-pays.
Free bi-annual teeth cleanings.
$100 off frames.Can we dial down the spice, Netflix?
Ultimately, though, hot nerd Josh and his insurance card aren’t enough for Kariselle.
But she literally cries at the sight of his face, which feels like a poor omen for Tyler.
Just think of a Funko Pop that could’ve been.
you’ve got the option to read ourepisode 4 recap here.
