This is his moment.
His name is James, and he’s a lab technician from Los Angeles, which sounds surprisingly respectable.
Narrator Rob Delaney tells the viewer that for James, size gets in the way of finding love.
Perhaps James has some kind of body positive message for the good people?
This is the first of many ways he’ll brag about and otherwise draw attention to his muscles.
Because they are big.
And he wants you to notice them.
Amber is looking for pizzazz.
Next is Alexis, a law student and singer from New York City.
She’s a leopard who says the New York dating scene just hasn’t been working for her.
Third is Tamiko from San Francisco.
She’s an expert in drone tech and must have done something to piss off the makeup artists.
Her zombie getup is horrifying.
Blue skin, Gollum-esque wisps of hair, a fake mandible sticking out of her cheek.
To her credit, she says she’s looking for a “bad boy Barack Obama” punch in.
Aren’t we all.
As the speed dates start, James starts sizing up all three women’s rear ends.
Back at the Manor, James jettisons Tamiko to tend to her decaying wounds, I guess.
James and Alexis go skeet shooting.
He’s weirdly competitive.
Then comes an exchange so stirring, Clark Gable only wishes he’d been given such lines.
“How do you feel about a beaver kiss?”
“We can make it work.”
Must’ve been some kiss, though.
James picks Alexis, to Amber’s shock.
On meeting his runner-up, he waxes poetic: “That ass, man, that ass.
I let it go.”
In a final oh-so-James move, he does it so she can squeeze his bicep.
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