Working title: Knight in ShiningAI-rmor.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

Namely: Your target will find out you didn’t really write anything and your efforts will backfire.

Or are we better off flying solo?

First Query: Help me write a message to my valentine.

You are the light of my life, the melody to my soul’s song.

In your presence, I find solace, laughter, and unwavering support.

Your kindness, your understanding, and your affection are the greatest gifts I could ever receive.

Thank you for being my rock, my confidant, and my best friend.

With you, every day feels like a journey filled with wonder and possibility.

Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.

May our bond continue to grow stronger with each passing heartbeat.

With all my love,

[Your Name]

Verdict:It’s a little over the top.

With that in mind…

Second query: Write a Valentine’s Day poem that rhymes.

My partner likes Bigfoot, Tottenham Hotspur and tacos.

Verdict:Honestly, I love it.

Third query: What gift should I give for Valentine’s Day?

My partner likes pizza, the Kansas City Chiefs, karate and Panic at the Disco.

This can be a great way to show support for their favorite football team.

Alternatively, you could enroll them in a karate class if they’ve expressed interest in martial arts.

Ultimately, the best gift is one that shows you’ve put thought into their interests and preferences.

Choose something that resonates with them and reflects your appreciation for who they are.

Verdict: NFL merch for an NFL fan?

Fourth query: Help me update my dating profile for Valentine’s Day.

ChatGPT:Single mom and journalist, diving into life with passion.

Love swimming laps and cuddling with golden retrievers.

Seeking genuine connections beyond the screen.

Let’s share stories, laughter, and sunsets together.

Bonus points if you love dogs and enjoy deep conversations.

Let’s make our own adventures!

All that’s missing is I like to laugh and – shudder – my love language is physical touch.

Human creativity still has an edge!

The poem is the single exception.

Given enough time, I could probably write something comparable.

But certainly not in three seconds.

And so, for now at least, poetry seems ChatGPT’s strong suit.

Tell your valentine you struggled to put your feelings into words and sought out some help from AI.

Better safe than sorry!