You have a gambling addiction.
A pretty serious one, actually.
You rise each day and take a trip to Mark Zuckerberg’s bustling casino.
You shrug and head to a slot machine.
You crank the lever for the thousandth time, cross your fingers and hope for a win.
Surprise: You’re still a loser.
But you’ll be back in an hour – maybe your luck will change.
you’ve come to the right place.
Step 1: Stop over-thinking it
Worried about losing touch with old friends?Don’t.
Here are some other modern options for you: texting and email.
(Whew, that was a close one.)
Think about the trade-off – you’re getting an hour per day (on average) back.
That’s 365 hours per year.
That’s a lot of hours over the course of a lot of years.
(Also, it’s possible for you to deactivate your account and still use Messenger.
More on that later.)
It makes signing up for new things super fast.
Problem is, those logins inadvertently burrowed you deeper into Facebook’s grasp.
It’s reversible, but it’ll require some time to undo.
Luckily, saving all that data is really easy.
Step 4: Delete, deactivate or detach
This is the part where boys become men.
Caterpillars become… you get the idea.
To deactivate your account,go here.
